What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

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What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?

Slow down, and possibly use a lubricant

How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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What's the difference between a beer and a down syndrome kid?

If you end up with a badly poured beer you can blow it's head off.

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and the angel said, "He's at IHOP for never-ending pancakes" and they were like, "Word."

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Being 5 foot 6

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A pimp

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What did the abortionist have for breakfast?

Scrambled eggs =p

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P in front of it

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They are both santa clauses.

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Because they finish each other's sentences

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What has 6 letters, starts with 'P', and ends a sentence?

Parole.

What is the longest?

Life without parole