How does a Chinese man start a religious video?

Press pray.

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When does a cup stop being a cup and start being a mug?

When it gets a handle on life.

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

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What is Captain Picard's favorite Chinese takeout ?

Make it Tso!

What is goingon?

Nothing much, just hungry for some Chinese food"

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Why did a chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!