What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

Why did Tina Fey cross the road ?

To get another Golden Globe. Tina Fey walks into the Tina Fey,the Tina Fey asks "How can i Tina Fey you ?to which Tina Fey reply,"Ah just give me a Tina Fey" and then leaves with a Golden Globe. Unbreakable is good.

What has a million legs but can't walk?

Jerry's Kids.

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What did the blind man say to his old friend?

Ayy, long time no see!

What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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Why did my sister go down to the fish market?

Oh just for the Halibut!

Why doesn't Elin Nordegren ever shop at the fish market?

Because Tiger is always bringing home crabs!

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What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.

What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market?

Good morning, ladies!"