What did the blind man say when he arrived at the fish market?

Hello, ladies."

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What did the dyslexic traveller say when he arrived at an unknown station?

Whoops, wrong sub.

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How does the blind man know when to stop wiping his arse?

I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

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What did the blindman say when he walked by the fish market?

Helllllllloooooo (insert your mother's/wife's/sister's/grandmother's name here.)

What did the blind man say when he walked into the fish market?

Good morniiiiiiing ladies!"