What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you get when you mix a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell-if-I-know!

What's the new baby hippo's name?

Hippopotamus keeper: I don't know he won't tell me.

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What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Why was the mother flea feeling down in the dumps?

Because she thought her children were all going to the dogs.

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Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

How do you know if a Chinese man has robbed your house?

Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.

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What did the scarecrow say when the farmer asked him in for dinner?

No thanks, I'm stuffed."

When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

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How do you make a blind man mad?

Awwwwwww. Look at them pretty flowers.

What did the blind man say when he walked by the fish market?

Good morning ladies.