What did the blind man say when he was asked what he thought about the renovation plan of his house?

I don't know.. I just don't see it.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What's the difference between a feminist and an illegal immigrant?

The illegal immigrant knows how to cook.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What did the baker say when he saw the beautiful woman?

I think I'm in loaf." Ba dum, tss.

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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?

All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.

What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

When asked to provide proof that he had cirrhosis, what did OP do?

OP de-livered.

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What's a blind mans favorite car?

A cataract

How do you spot the blind man at a nudist beach?

Well..it's not hard