What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

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Why is it quicker to build a snowman than a snowwoman?

It takes too long to hollow out her head. (I got this one from my uncle)

Why does it take longer to build a blonde snowman than a regular one?

A: You have to hollow out the head.

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What did Leonardo DaVinci call his house?

The DaVinci Abode

Why couldn't the Italian get into his house?

Because he had gnocchi.