What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

What's the difference between a walrus and a lesbian?

One smells like fish and has a mustache, and the other is a walrus.

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What to you call someone with no torso who can't smell?

Nobody knows.

What is the difference between lightning and electricity?

Teacher: What is the difference between lightning and electricity? Alexander: I know you do not have to pay for lightning.

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What did the retires baker say to the Dough on the table?

I don't knead you anymore.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

How was your trip to Israel?

This month they had Sukkot (the festival of tabernacles) It was pretty "in tents".