What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between America any yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

Retire Jokes More Retire Jokes

Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What do you call a fly when it retires?

A flew. BUH DUM TSS! No Alright.. I'll see myself out.

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What about Fox News?

They haven't shown a fox in months. (Craig Ferguson)

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW