What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What's the difference between congress and a circus?

One is a Cunning array of Stunts...

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How do we know God is not a woman?

Because the Earth is not a sandwich!

How do you know when a hiptser is a good secret agent?

You've never heard of him.

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What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife?

You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."