What's the difference between a deaf person and my wife?

I don't know.

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What is the difference between a football player and a new pimp?

The football player

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

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Why are power tools good for bank robberies?

They know the drill.

What is my girlfriend's favorite meal?

A dish called: "I don't know, you choose."

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What did the Morman say when asked what kind of wives he wanted?

Brigham Young"

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Deaf Person Jokes More Deaf Person Jokes

What do you call a deaf person who can't lip read?

Anything you want!

How do you tell a deaf person to shut up?

Here, hold this."