Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
he proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
Me: He keeps trying to shove socks thru the mail slot. Wife: Aw. His socks or yours Me: Socks is the neighbor's cat..
Jesus
He was cross.
You mean apart from my own
It means urine business.
After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."
A: Because their schedules are so flexible.
A widow
Because Austria was Hungary.
Pops
Fridays.
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
I need to know before my court date on Monday.
A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.
Because it was a little chicken.
By the egg on its face.
