Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!
Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...
Pre-nup brittle.
Xavier
You only need a nail to hang a painting.
HIM: What do you mean, "in it"
It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)
Because they cantaloupe!
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
He got dog-piled. Me: He made a lot of groundage before getting put down. Husband: Yardage. Tackled. PLEASE LEAVE.
WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*
Because Austria was Hungary.
They go Bar Hopping!...
Monday will be here in 5 minutes.
It's a week day.
Because business was very light.
Because it's such a bonne ide.
Hot Cross Bunnies!
