Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

How did the dollar bill feel when his change started disappearing?

Coincerned

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What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.