Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

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What did the turkey say to the goat?

The turkey said gobble, gobble, gobble. The goat said back abdul akbar before blowing up.

What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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What happened to Mr. Chin after all 10 of his children disappeared?

He developed a ten Chin deficit disorder.

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Why did Turkey disappear?

Because Austria was Hungary.

What does a mole think, when he digs trough lower Austria?

Make way, children.

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.