What do you call a turkey with no arms?

a turkey

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Why did Jesus get all the ladies?

Because he was hung like this (extends arms to sides)

What do you cal a man with no arms and no legs fighting with his cat?

Claude

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Why does Russia not celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they hate Turkey

Why Did The Military Take Over Turkey?

To Prove They Were Not Chicken