What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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How do you get a Mormon to not drink all of your beer on a fishing trip?

Bring two Mormons.

Why should you always bring charmander along when camping?

Because he's the fire starter.

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What do you call it when you grind your teeth because you are bugged you forgot your dental floss?

Flossless compression!

What is the name of your car?

Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

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What do math and mermaids have in common?

They both have an alge-bra.

What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.

Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.