What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

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Grandpa. :(

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He's a party pooper!

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Oh, gosh!

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What did the mermaid forget to bring to the maths lesson?

Her algae bra.

Why was the clown kicked out of the maths lesson?

Because he kept throwing his pi in other peoples faces!

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Why did the algae end up at school?

She wanted to buy an algae bra.

What does a mermaid mathematicion wear?

An Algae-bra.