How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women wear makeup and perfume?

Because they are ugly and they stink.

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

What strengths do you bring to the job?

long pause while Jesus glares at interviewer* Are you being serious right now

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

What's the fastest way to earn money as a photographer?

By selling your camera.

Silence Jokes More Silence Jokes

What's the difference between a gun and a wife?

You can silence a gun.

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs