How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Frenchman does it take to defend France?

I don't know. They've never tried.

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

What's the difference between men and government bonds?

Bonds mature.

Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do you work the Dragon Balls?

Nail: Did you work the shaft

How does clickbait work?

Just grab this electrical cable. Then what happens WHAT HAPPENS NEXT WILL SHOCK YOU!!!!!

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What changes faster than technology?

Taylor Swifts boyfriend

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb?

To get to the other side!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Serbs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.

How many people on a beach does it take to screw in a light bulb?

depends on how many survivors there are. too soon.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What present can you give to the woman who has everything?

Antibiotics.

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of kangaroos?

A Kangacrew

What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

Bet Jokes More Bet Jokes

Whats the best way to stop a runaway horse?

Bet on it.

Why was Phil Collins... ...never a good betting man?

Because he always went Against All Odds.