Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What's the difference between healthcare.gov and Derrick Rose?

Healthcare.gov was broken and now it works.

How do you put a baby to sleep?

You rock them. What if it doesn't work? Use a bigger rock.