Why didn't they use Black Phosphorous?

It doesn't work.

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Why can't a nihilist use a pencil?

because they cant find the point.

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

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Why did Jesus drop out of the carpentry business?

He got too attached to his work.

What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!