What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

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He's looking over his shoulder

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What's the most efficient fuel to use when chasing cars?

Snow Petrol!

What do comic book collectors use in their hair when they shower?

Mint conditioner.

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How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz

Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

What do teachers drink at school?

Facul-tea