What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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How do you know who in the room is a vegetarian?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How does one know a man is going to say something smart?

His senentences start with "A woman once told me.."

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When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

What do you call a smiley face if someone uses it that lives in an igloo?

An Eskimoji

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Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school !

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

joseph schooling

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What did Justin Beiber say to his teacher?

What do you mean?

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.