What is the most common phrase used in school ?

Pupil : I don't know Teacher: Correct !

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Who invented rhetorical questions?

How should I know?

What is the irrational fear of Chuck Norris otherwise known as?

A completely rational fear.

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What subreddit do unborn babies use?

Pro Life Tips.

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

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Why was the broom late for school?

It over-swept

What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

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What do you call a teacher who's always late?

Mr. Buss

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...