Why are fish so educated?

Because a lot of them are in schools.

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What did one math book say to the other?

A: Man I got a lot of problems!

Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

What are you doing crawling into school ten minutes late ?

Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school ten minutes late !

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Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

What did the fish do when his piano sounded odd?

He called the piano tuna!