Why are there so many fish in the sea?

They're always getting hooked up

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing! They just WAVED. SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Let MINNOW if you are not getting it. SHELL I continue?? No?.. I guess I'll stop WHALE I'm ahead. Thanks ladies and gentlefish

Why does it take a pirate so long to finish saying the alphabet?

Because they spend years at sea.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why do you have to take more than one Baptist with you when you go fishing?

Because if you just take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What's the difference between a Palestinian woman and a Mackerel?

One is greasy with big eyes. The other's a fish.

Hook Jokes More Hook Jokes

Why was the nun hooked up to an IV of holy water?

She was taking god's name in vein.

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen