What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long?

Polaroids

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Fire in the hole!

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

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It twerked.