What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

How does a witch make scrambled eggs ?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'