What shakes and sits at the bottom of the ocean?

A nervous wreck.

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What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ?

Sat down !

What's blue and orange &amp sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

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How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

What's worse: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.