They are better shaken, not stirred. I usually have one in my hand. One is too few and three are two many.
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You shake em' we take em!"
A nervous wreck.
Not Ali....
Three, one to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company.
He got the shakes instead.
a ham-stir
He just shakes it off.
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
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You put it in a freezer!
Earthquakes stop shaking
It twerked.
Shake N' Bake.
Alzheimer. I'd rather drink my beer shaking than forget to to drink it.
Gee, it's hard to say, although he did seem pretty shaken up about it.
More than you can shake a stick at
They shake hands.
They have Barkinson's
Shake it off
Shaking Bad.
Shake that blasphemy
Shake 'n Bake.
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
They think long and hard before they touch weiner.
Shaken. Not stirred
They shake.
A nervous wreck!
Polaroid Integral Film and Babies
He prefers them shaken, not stirred.
A skinned baby in a bag of salt.
Turn it upside-down. But how do you get them off Shake the stool. (OK, I'll leave now.)
Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !
Amahl shook up !
You shake a baby.
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If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
It's been thirt- (wife shaking head) teenish twenty- (still shaking) for a long time.
Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'
They both shake it off.
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Two octopuses shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.
Haiti.
He had Barkinson's
I prefer both of them shaken
To see if there was any more money in the kitty !
Michael J. Fox he would just shake it off.
Shaking hands.
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright ! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
They're whey isolate.
Because she was *airing her dirty laundry*!!!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
The windows milk shake!
To shake things up on network tv.
It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!
Michael
A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.
Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing
You've had whey too much!
Four one to hold the pot and three to act macho and shake the stove.
A little shaken.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.
A: Car-pets!
ME: *dipping my burrito into custard* Not going to lie. It's been worse.
Two, but how do they get in there?
You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!
They trod on his corn.
Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!
Bet on it.
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
There can only be one goo gull
Because it was accidental.
The alphabat.
A STD.
A Lorry with Nice breaks doesn't stop until after a mile.
Some people are against shooting guns.
