What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

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Why does the Pope always win at chess?

He has so many Bishops!

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What do Palestinians and Taylor Swift have in similarity?

They both shake it off.

Why does your little brother jump up and down before taking his medicine?

Boy: Because he read the label and it said 'shake well before using.'