Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What does the Pope dip his chips in?

Holy Guacamole

What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why could Neo from the Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity -I'll see myself out

What cheese is the most religious?

Swiss cheese! (it's the most hole-y)