What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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What happens to a frogs car when it is parked illegally?

It gets toad away

What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

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How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Why did so many black people die in Vietnam?

Because when they shouted "GET DOWN!" they all started dancing.

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What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What is the Catholic Church giving up for Lent?

Answer: The Pope!