What happens when the Pope dies?

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What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?

He died in his teepee

What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

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What did the Pope say to the hot atheist girl?

Shake that blasphemy

What do you call the Pope after he's resigned?

Ex-Benedict.