What happens when the Pope dies?

another one popes up.

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Why do most car accidents happen when men are drunk?

Because their wives are driving.

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

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What did the bread say before it jumped into the toaster?

I'M BREADY TO DIE"

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What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

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What did the pope say to Aretha Franklin?

I said play pope music not pop music.

What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common?

The balls are just for decoration.