What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. ( that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

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Whats the difference between America and Yogurt?

If you leave Yogurt alone for 200 years, it develops a culture.

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.