What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happened when Billy Mays's ghost floated into the rave?

Everyone started partying like it was $19.99.

What would have happened if asians had committed the attacks of 9/11?

10/11 with rice, thanks for your suggestion

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What do you get when American pioneers develop a video game?

They manifest Destiny

What is the difference between Ellen Pao her brain and Aids?

Aids develops itself