What happens when so-and-so step in the neutrino's urine?

He develops LEPTONspirosis.

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What happens when Frogs die playing Call of Duty?

They respawn.

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

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What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt could develop a culture after 200 years

What do you call a little square that hasn't developed its new dimension yet?

Precubescent