Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

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What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

What walks on two legs, but can't move forward?

Americans who voted for Hillary

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How do police informants begin their jokes?

Nark Nark

What begins with P and ends with orn?

Popcorn, of course!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.

Why did the feminist accuse her teacher of misogyny?

Because he'd D graded her.

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Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs?

They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

Shave Jokes More Shave Jokes

Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What kind of dog always needs a shave?

A bearded collie!