What's the difference between an Iraqi elementary school, and an Isis hideout?

I don't know man, I just fly the drone.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a pirate and a necrophiliac?

I'm not sure, but they both go out with shovels to find the booty.

What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What punch line is sure to get upvotes no matter how many times it gets posted?

I don't know I just fly the drone"

Who's gonna be the next queen of R&ampB?

I don't know yet but she's gonna be Beyondce!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

Drone Jokes More Drone Jokes

What the difference between a ISIS member and a child?

I don't know, I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Iraqi Jokes More Iraqi Jokes

How many Iraqis does it take to launch a Scud missile?

Two. One to launch it one to watch CNN to find out where it landed.

What's the name of the Iraqi basketball team?

Alley-oop Akbar