Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What is the difference between a vitamin and a hormone?

You can't here a vitamin.

What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea