Who can't tell the difference between short and long?

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What is the difference between a black man and an elevator?

An elevator can raise a child.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party?

Look for his footprints in the ice cream.