Why are people leaving the Ukraine?

I don't know but they sure are Russian.

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Why did the communists trip over?

Because they were Russian!

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What are Asian Tennis Players most well known for?

The Back Hand

How do you know a neighborhood is too ghetto to film in?

If most people leave before shooting starts.

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How do you turn a duck into a blues singer?

Leave it out in the sun until its Bill Withers

Why are people not right in the head?

Because on the left side of the brain there is nothing right and on the right side there is nothing left!

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Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

Why do people in wheelchairs have such low confidence?

Because they never stand up for themselves.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!"

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river