Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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What do you call people with big ears?

Nothing, they might hear you

What's next - people marrying dogs?

nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

What would Fred Flintstone say if you asked him which city had the Burj Khalifa, the tallest building in the world?

Abu Dhabi Dooooooo!

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Where is the safest place to stay at Ferguson?

The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.