Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why do so many people in the South get married?

Free shotgun

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What do you call a city full of neckbeards?

M'tropolis

How do cities decide who gets to be in charge of wastewater management?

They hold a runoff election.

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Why are people so sad in Ferguson?

Because they live in misery

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.