Who burns their own city down?

The people of Ferguson.

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

Which people do the burgers hate?

The ones who are always putting the bite on them!

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What's the tallest building in your city?

The library, because it has the most stories.

What city has the biggest amount of mistakes per capita?

Uppsala

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

How many Ferguson police does it take to change a light bulb?

None, they'll just shoot the room for being black.