Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What is the worst place to go on Black Friday?

Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol

Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

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Why don't blacks like Tylenol?

They have to pick cotton to get to them.

How can you tell retarded kids form the art students?

Retards don't wear Black.

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How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the Ferguson protesters go home early last night?

The whole thing was a gas.

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Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side