None, even if you win, you're still retarded.
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Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.
Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Minus one.
Blacking out and gaining money.
Because it is the year of the monkey.
2016
Because they led to stronger and addictive computers.
Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)
Because it's Boxing Day!
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Move the trees closer together.
Are people actually supposed to be intimidated by something named Sandy
Just order them without liver."
A Sandy Hook survivor!!
You don't have to pay for the glue to sniff...
Neighbor
She saw his Onix harden.