Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

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Why did the monkey put a bone in his mouth?

He wanted to smoke a joint!

Why do you want to join the Secret Service?

Me: "It's a secret." Job interviewer: "You got the job."

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Which elf likes to click pictures?

sELFie

Why do people keep a picture of their wife and kids in their wallet?

To remind them why there's no money in it

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Why are beekeepers opposed to keeping gorillas in captivity?

They're ape purists

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What is the leading cause of dry skin?

Bath towels...

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.