How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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How do you make an Ethiopian grow?

Just add water.

What's a fireman's favourite drink?

Water.

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What's the favorite color of horses?

Horse rddish.

What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse?

An horse.

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What led to the discovery of gravitational waves?

A simple game of hopscotch: Me v. Yo Mama

How do you get the walls of your house as bright as they can possibly be?

Use LED based paint.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

How do you make a ginger snap?

Call them "carrot top"

Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*