How do you lead a horse to water?

With carrots

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's the difference between water and gasoline?

In Flint Michigan you can get gasoline that is unleaded.

Why is the letter T like an island?

Because its in the middle of water!!!

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

Why are horses poor dancers?

A: They have two left feet.

Why is it good that accordionists have a half-ounce more brains than horses?

A: So they don't disgrace themselves in parades.

Lead Jokes More Lead Jokes

What traumatic event lead to you not believing in god?

Me: oh, um, science.

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What do you call an elephant with a carrot in each ear ?

Anything you want as he can't hear you !

What did the carrot say to the DJ?

Lettuce Turnip The Beet