What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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Sponsor Jokes More Sponsor Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

What do you call a skydiving tonsil who's afraid that something bad might happen?

Paranoid!

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.