What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

What do you call a word with two W's and one K?

Awkward.

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

Why don't blind people like skydiving?

Scares their dogs.

Payment Jokes More Payment Jokes

What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What do you call a panda who's legs don't work?

Pandapalegic

What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.