What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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How is everything?

ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt

What's a word that starts with "u" and ends with "w"?

Cloning.

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What got the apple into skydiving?

Pear pressure.

What's the hardest part of skydiving?

The ground!

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

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What is the least racist animal?

A panda. It's black, it's white and it's Asian.

What happens when you mix pandas and ammonium?

Pandemonium breaks out.