What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

W Jokes More W Jokes

How can you make a witch itch?

Take away her "W."

Why did the blond get fired from the M&ampM factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Skydive Jokes More Skydive Jokes

When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

Why dont blind people go skydiving?

It scares the hell out of the dog.

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Why did the lawyer refuse to take payment when defending the lead singer of U2?

Because he said he was pro Bono.

What happens if you don't keep up payments to your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

Panda Jokes More Panda Jokes

What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

Why do Pandas have such a hard time mating in captivity?

Because all of their broads are in Atlanta