How does James Bond type e-mails?

With his goldfinger.

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When is it okay for monks to use e-mail?

When there are no attachments

What do you call a lamp you send in the mail?

Lamp post

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What was James Bond after he slept through an earthquake?

Shaken, not stirred.

How does James Bond sleep?

Around.