He would continue to be a state-sponsored terrorist whose actions disgrace us all.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Michael J Fox
He likes his drinks shaken, not stirred.
Because he always gets his martini shaken, not stirred.
Shaven, not furred
He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.
Shaken, not stirred.
Bubble-0-7
I would like to have Whey. Shaken, not stirred.
Worst. Spy. Ever.
Because the audiences are shaken, not stirred.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
With his goldfinger.
00-Sedan
Viagra, so he can Roger Moore.
Around.
They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.
A blues musician plays 3 chords to audiences of thousands. A jazz musician plays thousands of chords to audiences of 3
There was a sin tax error. 8.5
A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
Because the lime was engaged.
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
Throw in your laundry.
Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"
Why can't they just be the Illuminice?
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Because every time he did, he'd catch a whopper.
James
James answers: "4 2.4."
Shake It Off
