What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

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What did the botanist say to the plant he was tired of tending to?

Grow away.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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What happened after an explosion at a French cheese factory?

All that was left was de brie.

How do I know he was French, do you ask?

He went oui, oui.

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What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What's the most popular wine at Christmas?

I don't like sprouts!"

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf