Fur Jokes

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

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What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf

What does a limo driver and a hairy stripper have in common?

They both get paid to chauffeur. (show fur)

What does a grizzly wear under his fur?

Under-bear.

What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise