What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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Which dog looks like a cat?

A police dog in disguise.

Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ?

A mouse sandwich !

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred