How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.