How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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How do you know someone went to Harvard?

They tell you.

Why do people love their smartphones so much?

Because opposites attract. (Told to me by 2 students today, loved it!)

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

Why shouldn't you tell a story to a solipsist?

Because they won't believe it.