What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What does he have now?

Diabetes. Bob has diabetes.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a lake?

Bob

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Why do mice have such small balls?

Because not very many of them can dance.

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!