What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.

What's your blud type bob?

Typo

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What did the mouse say to the webcam?

Cheese.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.