What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean?

What do you call a Syrian refugee on the Mediterranean? Bob What does a Syrian refugee call their pet? Dinner What's grosser than gross? Two Syrian refugees fighting over a tampon.

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Why do mice have long tails ?

Well they'd look silly with long hair !

What do mice do when they're at home ?

Mousework !