What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What does Bob the spider do for a living?

He's a web developer.

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Why did the man put cheese on his computer?

A: He wanted to feed the mouse.

When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !