What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix triangles with Tumblr?

Trigger-Nometry

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

What mouse has two legs?

Mickey Mouse. What duck has two legs

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.