What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you mix an Insomniac a Dyslexic and an Agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog

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How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

Why does an elephant wear sneakers ?

So that he can sneak up on mice !

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What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.