Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

Why did the necromancer fail to meet his quarterly sales goal?

He ran his business on a skeleton crew.

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

What does Harambe order when he goes to a restaurant?

He gets the kids meal.

What's a bulimic cheerleaders favourite restaurant?

In'n'Out Burger

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What do you call a crazy person on the moon?

A lunartic.

What do you call a Cuban on the moon?

A Castronaut.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

What was the atmosphere like in the silent wooden part of a hospital?

It was an oakward experience.

What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?

An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....