Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

How did the failing Heroes of the Storm player apologize to their teammate?

I'm gonna level with you.

Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Restaurant Jokes More Restaurant Jokes

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Why did the cannibal leave the restaurant?

Because he got cold feet.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

Why haven't Women landed on the Moon?

Because it doesn't need cleaning yet!

What do you call a clock on the moon?

A: A lunartick.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

Why aren't football stadiums built in outer space?

Because there is no atmosphere!

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.