Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

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Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

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What did the skeleton order at the restaurant?

Spare ribs.

Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

Moon Jokes More Moon Jokes

What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?

the cow didn't make it.

What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Atmosphere Jokes More Atmosphere Jokes

How do your organize a space party?

You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.