How Long Does It Take A Black Woman To Take A Dump?

9 months.

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What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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How many black women does it take to change a lightbulb?

All of them-----no one wants to be the charcoal-colored one.

How do you know a Black woman is pregnant ?

The cotton in her tampon is picked

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Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

What do you do in 5 minutes that you then suffer for for 9 months?

A school application.