What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

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What do German women's lingerie and Africa have in common?

Ze-bras!

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

What did the cannibal do after dumping her boyfriend?

She wiped her arse.

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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

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Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears