Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Life Jokes More Life Jokes

What did the depressed, illiterate pepperoni slice say when asked where he was with his life?

Well it pizza heck out of me.

What did Earth say to the Sun?

My life revolves around you!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to the vegetarian stormtrooper?

I find your lack of steak disturbing."

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Risk Jokes More Risk Jokes

What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

What are you watching tonight?

The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?

Butcher Jokes More Butcher Jokes

Why was the Butcher depressed?

Because his life was in shambles.

What did the butcher say to the cow?

I love you for your inner beauty.