Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle?

Life.

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What do you call a steak that is a girl?

Miss.Steak

What makes you think this is steak?

While I stroked his thigh with a knife.

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What made you go out on that dangerous pond ice and risk your life to save a friend?

Boy Hero: I had to do it. He had my skates on.

Why do Butchers don't risk it all in life?

Because the Steaks are too high.

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Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What do you call it when you accidentally butcher your heifer instead of your steer?

A Ms. Steak.