Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why are there school shootings?

Mr.Garrison: "Let's start the day with a world news question. Why are there school shootings?" The media: "Violent video games?" Mr.Garrison: "Okay, now lets try to get an answer from someone who's not a complete retard.

Farmer Jokes More Farmer Jokes

Why are farmers cruel?

A: They pull corn by the ears.

What's a catalyst?

It's how a farmer keeps track of his cows.

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

Who's there ! Bull ! Bull who ?

Bull the chain when your done !

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!