Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!

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What did Anna Freud let her underwear show?

It was a Freudian slip

How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What did the crop say to the Farmer?

Why are you picking on me?

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

Steak Jokes More Steak Jokes

How did you find the steak, sir?

The man looks at her and says "I just moved the potatoes."

What food do vampires hate?

Steaks.

Bull Jokes More Bull Jokes

What's the difference between a bull and a cow?

A bull smiles when you milk it.

Why did the farmer fence in the bull?

The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!