How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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What do you call someone who lets people rent wifi signals from them?

The lanlord!

What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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How Many Business Analysts Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)

How many cancer patients does it take to change a light bulb?

1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was

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How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

How many archaeologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.

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What fish is made of only two sodium ions?

2 Na :D

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.