How many ADD's does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go fishing

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How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "let's it go!"

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

How many Viet Nam vets does it take to change a light bulb?

You don't know? That's right, you know, because you weren't there, man!

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What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on."

How many idiots does it take to change a light bulb?

Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder

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What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What is a pirates favourite part of a fish?

The aye