What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

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What's the difference between a Chilean mining company and a Catholic priest?

One gets their miners stuck in a shaft, and the other gets his shaft stuck in a minor.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

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What did the predators say before they went hunting?

Let us prey first.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What's the difference between a bag of sugar and a dead baby?

I don't use sugar in my signature cookies.

What do you call a pink slip served inside a bag of coffee?

Grounds for termination.

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What is the most popular band in Japan?

Fall Out Boy

Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

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Why did Eric Clapton make the switch from PC to Apple?

Well because he had a horrible experience with windows. (credit to Neil Hamburger for this amazing joke)

How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

What's the difference between Gabe Newell and a toddler?

A toddler can count past two...

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What is the difference between an ounce of cocaine and an infant?

Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.

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What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!