Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

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A Dell.

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It's a Dell.

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You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

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tattoo master

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A Piano.

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Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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A Dell

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Because Windows 8 9.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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Because they literally can't even Like. Omg.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.